Wednesday 17 September 2008

Digigit Jarum Vampire...

I just came back from clinic. It's been about 4 days me got a fever. Sejak Selasa aku diserang demam malam. Malam jer...Ala-ala kasih ku seru si Waris tu. When it come to evening I will start cold, shivering and my temperature will get high.

I talk to my sister last night, since she is a science officer at the KL General Hospital.
Me, "Kak, dah 2 hari ni asyik demam malam jer, nak buat camna". Sister,"(A bit laugh)...Hah! kena chikunya apa". F**k you talk nonsense. Chikunya..!! Me infected by this virus. What the hell!

Me,"Oih! cakap mengarut ngat aih! sini mana ada nyamuk!".
Sister,"(Gelak lagi) You go and see the same Dr. la", "ask him to check your blood, me afraid too if you got denggi ka chikunya ka..." (Chikunya lagi).

And today, darah dah kena ambik tadi. Meroyan sekejap aku kat Dr., sebabnya aku takut kena cucuk...Ouch!! Sakit...I tell you.

Dr., "Kita akan amik darah awak untuk test". Me,"Hah! Amik darah!, tak mau Dr. sakit....waaaaaa". "Pleaseeeee...". Dr.,"Kita kena check if awak dijangkiti Denggi ke or...." "Dah Dr. jangan sebut lagi, saya tau Dr. nak cakap apa" Tapi kan symptom tu tak de pun. Like, red rashes ke, tak der pun. Ok lah take my blood, besides no harm pun kan...

Dr.,"Tak. Tak sakit, ala, kejap jer". Me,"Dr...sob..sob...sob...saya x pernah kena amik darah. saya memang penakut jarum dan ubat"..isk...isk..isk.... Me,"amik cucuk jari ke Dr.?"
Dr.,"Banyak la awaknya jari, cucuk kat lengan lah. Me,"hah! lengan....waaaaaaaaaa....."

Baru lepas kena gigit dgn vampire tuh...

Sepanjang jarum vampire tu dalam lengan aku, muka aku toleh je kat nurse. Nurse pun senyum.
Me,"Jaga ko lepas ni nurse, aku hisap darah ko plak...chit". (dalam hati la)

Dr."Ok dah sudah. Sakit tak?". Me,"Masa jarum masuk tak sakit, tapi lepas kuar baru terasa sakit". Berdenyut siot. Until now pun my arm still feel numb. Why ah? Dr. said the syringe that he use containing alcohol. Ahhhh...!!

Dr. I feel dizzy right now...Ohhh, I can not walk, could someone drive for me please... I want some more glasses..Please! Dr.

P/s: I do not know what is the exact spelling for "Chikunya", hentam sajalah labu..

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